~Kriteria Suami Desi Ratnasari~

1. Tak suka melirik wanita lain;
2. Tidak pernah menampar istri;
3. Tidak lari dari tanggung jawab; dan dengan berani dia bilang syarat ke empat...
4. Memuaskan di tempat tidur.

Esok hari rumahnya di ketok. Dhok...dhok...dhok... Si Desy kaget bukan main. Di depannya ada pria buta tanpa tangan, dan kaki.

"Apakah anda Desy?" Tanya si pria.

"Benar, anda siapa?" Jawab Desy.

"Saya mau melamar anda" kata pria tersebut.

"Wah nekat bener orang ini." pikir si Desy.

Pria yang memakai kursi roda itu berkata, " Saya ini buta, jadi tidak mungkin melirik wanita lain, saya tidak punya tangan, mana mungkin bisa memukul anda. Saya juga tidak punya kaki, jelas tak akan lari."

"Tapi apakah anda mampu memuaskan saya?" Ujar Desy.

"Anda benar-benar menyepelekan saya, anda pikir saya tadi mengetok pintu pake apa?!"

Desi,"#*@$?+"@*+..?!?!?" (Pingsan)


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Nokia Ovi Climate Mission v1.2.4 JAVA GAMES

farmers in India to keep t heir fields cool using white rock, and finally, keep the air fresh with our friends the ants – they’re experts at storing carbon! Heaps of fun and lots to learn. Try Climate Mission now!


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AnyKey Manager v0.9 En S60v3 by c.P.u1~python

Program for unlocked smarts that have Anykey.
Anykey - system program, the manufacturing of many pressed keys. With it, for example, on most phones work MM key, business keys on the E-series.
Anykey Manager provides for easy configuration of configuration files. All you need is to create a rule, select the application button, and type of depression. Do not forget after the establishment of rules in the main menu, select "Run Anykey"
Not compatible with E50.
note:The program requires Python and Modules or U can download it for completely Phyton


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Vdraw v1.21 S60v3 English by I_placebo~python

vDraw - vector editor for smartPhone in Python.
From the founder: smart4n.
Authors update: Octans and Deftrue.

from the author:Trojan73
Accordingly, all thanks to them.
I just streamlined palette of colors, named for the convenience features of the program on hot keys, and added an icon
The program is designed for creating and editing vector images svg, but there is a BUT: it is unable to open the party svg, but only their own, ie by the same program.

New in version 1.21:
- Displays on-screen coordinates of the cursor.
- Toolbar (7 tools) on the call key.
New in version 1.15:
- Setting form (inverse, normal, chess)and the size of the cursor (5positions).
- Added a menu on the right soft:
- Undo the last action.
- Repeat after the cancellation.
- Moving elements between them (Navigator).
- Elements with the possibility of removal.

note:The program requires Python and Modules or U can download it for completely Phyton


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MobileTag v3.0 Barcode Reader S60v3 Signed -2D

Mobiletag reader is a multi-operators software application allowing you to read 2D barcodes (Datamatrix flashcode, and coming soon QR-Code and 1D), simply by using your phone s camera. Mobiletag reader is a quick access to mobile content (videos, pictures, rings, music, internet,...) and mobile functions (V-Card, SMS,).


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Dark Knight Java Game (ENG)

The young Prince accidentally touched the cursed blade. Now is not a Cavalier other than terrible, cruel and invincible Black. And all caballosdel king and all the king's men can not remove this monster! In this game you play for a living car death - cursed prince. In the guise of the BlackKnight , who ruined his own country and is now set for the land of the elves. There is a hellish carnage, along with elves fighting men and dwarves Prince. But no one can resist the evil sword. The Prince has only one hope - to get through the game and, perhaps, to discover there a cure for the curse ...

Language: English.

For screen resolution 128x128, 176x208, 240x320



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Tile Trauma v1.00.1 s60v3

The essence of the game is that you need by shifting the horizontal and vertical columns make the same subjects while receiving points and a variety of bonuses.


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aRed v2.2 S60v3+S60v5 Unsigned

Small programm for cyclic switching between running applications by pressing the Red button. In addition to the Red button, you can select other keys as hot: PTT (E50, 6290), Camera (6120c, N79), Gallery and MM-key (N82), Mail (E61) and Silent (E65). aRed works in background and doesn't appear in the tasks list.

Key features:

• §³yclic switching between running applications by pressing the Red button;
• Select other keys as hot (PTT, Camera, Gallery, MM, Mail, etc.);
• "Don't show" option, for disable switching applications, such as: Standby mode, Contacts, Gallery;
• "Long press" option, for choice action by long pressing the hotkey (run Connection manager, End task);
• Ability to switch between applications when keypad is locked;
• Works in background. Not shown in the Tasks list;
• Autostart.

What's new:

• Removed standart keypad lock for lock/unlock option
• Fixed bug with pressing "*" key and crash app
• Added TaskWindow option for "Shot press"

NOTES:

Before installing this version you must remove the previous version! Switching when the keypad is locked and backlight setting is guaranteed only when using the standard lock !


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3D Street Rail Racing - All Scren

Provider: Lemon Qest.
Genre: Racing.

3D Street Rail Racing - 3D races with a nice graphics and bad gameplay.
Take part in gambling at the 20-race tracks, raise their reputation and earn money for tuning your car.


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Skyfire Browser v1.50.15733 s60v3+s60v5

Skyfire works on mobile devices based on S60 3rd Edition and Windows Mobile.According to developers, Skyfire browser is designed to move the possibility of a "desktop" solutions for smartphones and communicators.He supports, for example, video from YouTube or Hulu, technology Ajax, Flash 9, Quicktime and Windows Media, etc.

Key features:

• Complete overview page and Minimap;
• Bookmarks;
• Plays on the page;
• Search by Google;
• Saving images;
• Send addresses by SMS.

Update:

• Bugfixes the previous version.

As the main link for the version of OS 9.1-9.3.
The program works through a proxy and spends a lot of traffic and requires about 16 megabytes of RAM for run.


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Alice In Wonderland 240x320(ENG)

I went with Alice to an unforgettable journey through the wonders in the game based on Tim Burton's film.
You have many adventures and meet old friends - Mad Hatter, White Rabbit, Cheshire Cat, March Hare and other favorite heroes of the tales of Lewis Carroll.
Explore the world of wonders, full of fantastic scenery, optical illusions, clever puzzles and terrifying foes.
Use to complete each mission unique skills of friends, like telekinesis, so do not be bored!

Language: English.
Resolution: 240x320.







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LCG X-plore v1.42 Full Cracked For Hacked System + UnHacked System By MToi

Provider: Lonely Cat Games.
Language: English / Ukrainian / Russian (choose in the settings).
At the moment - the best and most accurate file manager for S60 3rd Edition.It is functionally rich, nuanced interface.
Displaying files may well be regarded as fully visible, and management - intuitive.Very interesting and very competently work function scroll (scroll).
In general, the program has hung tight in the category «Must have»
Key features:

• Support for memory cards larger than 4GB;
• Support for Word 2007 documents;
• Unpretentious audio player (supports aac, mp3, wav and mid);
• Built-in video player (reads * 3gp and * mp4);
• Copy / Move groups of files / folders;
• Browse drives / folders / files in a tree;
• Viewer graphics, text, html, and doc-files;
• View the properties file / folder, as well as groups of files / folders;
• View information on the phone;
• Change the attributes of a file / folder;
• Renaming and deleting files;
• Creating and editing text files in different encodings;
• Viewing and editing files in the HEX-form;
• Extracting ZIR / JAR / RAR - Archives;
• Packing files and folders in zip-archive;
• Create folders;
• Access to files in the inbox (by pressing "4");
• Sending any files via Bluetooth or infrared / sending groups of files;
• Hot keys;
• Association files;
• Reboot the smartphone;
• Color schemes;
• Auto-Refresh and much more;
• Access to Private and Sys No (if a smartphone is not broken!).

Update from 18.02.10:

• improved file search;
• Fixed work. zip,. rar archives;
• small changes.

Full Cr@cked By MToi


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Bad Manga Girls 3 - Sex on The From (EN)

Description:
In this game you'll get a warm vacation on the farm, full of the most wicked girl sexy manga! In addition to the girls in this wilderness of their lives only an old stepfather, so madly beauty yearned for sex and affection. This is your chance to seduce them all! Perform their job, and smart girls perform all your whims and satisfy all desires!







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MobiFun Soft Smart Settings v3.03 S60v3/S60v5Cracked

Smart Settings adds a “Start menu” to your phone for quick access to your favorite applications(by exactly 2 keystrokes). It also gives the possibility to disable the default lock/unlock combination “Unlock+*” and define new, more convenient ones.
Main features:

• Start Menu: It provides a way to customize your phone so that it looks in your own unique way. You can use these set of features for quick access of your favourite applications. For them you can chose speed keys (1-9). After that, they will be accessible by the Left or Right Selection Key + Their Speed Key.
• Easy Unlock: Forget the boring Unlock + * and choose the most convenient unlock combination for yourself. Your phone has never been that cool and secure
• Define the name displayed over the “Start menu” soft key.
• Define a message which will be displayed on a keystroke in case the keypad is locked and “Unlock + *” is disabled
• Define an auto lock with application –exceptions, where the keypad won’t lock.

Register with "12345" or "00000" then restart app.


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LCG X-plore v1.42 s60v3 cracked by GangClub

LCG X-plore v1.42 SymbianOS9.x Signed Cr@cked-Symbian GangClub

X-plore is a file manager for mobile devices, with a wide range of functions on the phone's file system.
Versions:
1.35 - Image preview - small thumbnail in file list
1.40 - More kinetic scrolling, some fixes
1.41 - Small fixes
1.42 - Improved file search function (wildcards), small fixes

Installation Guide:
1. Install LCG X-plore v1.42
2. Install Cr@ck
3. Install Patch

This patch will create a new icon named "X-PUNRG" in menu.
When cr@cked version crashes, just open "X-PUNRG" once.
Then you can use cr@cked version.
All credits goes to Gangclub.


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Install Windows 3.1 on symbian s60v3

Kita Tahu bahwa s60v3 adalah smart phone yang sudah terkenal keseluruh antero jagad, dan ponsel ini emang cukup banyak diminati oleh para penggemar ponsel pintar(smartphone) karena kecanggihannya dalam melakukan manipulasi data, baik dari segi applikasi ataupun games.
Salah satunya adalah dapat diinstali windows 3.1 yang dahulu sempat pawor dalam dunia komputer, tetapi sekarang sudah mati terbunuhn oleh kakak2nya windows edisi terbaru yaitu windows 7,OK sedikit cerita mengenai windows. Langsung aja :

1. Siapkan bumbu-bumbunya :

• DosBox
• Windows 3.1 

1. Langkah instalasi DOSBox :

• Install semua applikasi yang berada pada folder "Install".
• Install "DOSBox_Full.sisx".
• Jika memori tidak cukup install "DOSBox_Slim.sisx", tetapi jika cukup lebih baik menginstall yang "DOSBox_Full.sisx" saja.

1. Instalasi  Windows 3.1

• Unpack "Data.zip"ke Memory Card.~lihat gambar
•  Jalankan DOSBox.

•  Setelah dijalankan Tunggu agak lama karena untuk pertama kalinya, jika sudah pernah dijalankan maka tidak akan lama untuk startupnya.
• Anda dapat mengedit file "dosbox.conf" yang terdapat pada polder "Data" untuk mengkonfigurasi Windows 3.1 dan Norton Commander 5.
• Untuk mengganti mouse dan keyboard gunakan tombol "Call"/Panggil.
• Matikan otomatis rotate scren jika ponsel anda mendukung rotate scren otomatis, karena akan menyebabkan DOSBox keluar dengan sendirinya, jika anda ingin mengganti mode layar anda dapat mengkonfigurasi file "dosbox.conf" dan settingan windows 3.1.
• To change DOSBox allocated 2MB RAM edit line 'memsize=2' in file 'e:\Data\dosbox.conf'. 

 Dan berikut ini adalah screnshot windows 3.1 yang sudah berjalan pada nokia n82 dan ini saya coba sendiri.:

Dan berikut adalah Game dari windows 3.1 yang belum bisa saya install/jalankan jika ingin mencoba silahkan:

• FreeCel

 Jangan Lupa kasih komentar jika berhasil atau tidak berhasil pada ponsel anda karena hanya saya coba pada nokia n82 thok. Jika tidak punya acount pada salah satu untuk komentar dapat anda gunakan acount anonymous

Stopwatch Plus v1.02.295 Signed - Full

Stopwatch Plus - handy stopwatch, countdown timer and a tool for creating reminders in one program.Of special interest are the vibration and sound notification, choice of tunes notice, opportunity to work in the background and creation of audio or text reminders to adjust the volume and backlighting.


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PowerBoot 3.0 S60v3 S60v5 Signed

PowerBoot is the solution for people who want to run some certain applications on their cellular phones upon booting up. PowerBoot maintains a startup list of applications and run them when the phone is switched on. Phone users can modify the startup list in PowerBoot. It is just like the Microsoft Windows startup folder on PC.

PowerBoot can be included in the list of startup of any executable file available in one place, so use the program to be very careful.In addition, there is a particularly zealous with the number of programs in the Startup list, not every smartphone boasts a large amount of RAM.

PowerBoot is designed for advanced mobile phone users. User determines which applications he wants to run and selects them in PowerBoot. The user himself should ensure his selected applications would not cause any problem.

Change Log :
* Support manually input application path,enhance UI,some bugs fixed.


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Sis to sisx and jar Converter

Now its possible to convert....

sis to sisx ( s60 3rd edition phones apps )

sis to jar ( Java , Midp , v1.0 , Midp 2.0 apps)

sis to jad

sisx to sis

sisx to jar

jar to sis ( s60 first and second edition phones apps )

Size : 2.05MB

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Sign Jar files By Cer & Key

For example if we are downloading a file with unsigned opera mini or ucweb it will ask for permission to read or write simultaneously.
But if it is signed there will be no such problem.Just like sis app.
Here's a way to do it:
-Install the "Be Happy" application.and open it.
-Sign your jar file with required permissions
Now
- Copy both jar and jad to C:\nokia \install directory of ur mobile
- Copy the exp.cer & halmer.cer to ur phone.Using X-plor open it & save it with all options. (provided in certificates.zip)
-Open application manager
and install ur jar file.
- Without closing application manager find the installed file in the list and under suite settings set all as "always allowed"
- Now you can use the app without any security questions!!!


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Verysoft ExeMaster v1.01 S60v3 Signed - Full

ExeMaster is an utility to automate the application launching process on Symbian S60 devices. The main function of the program is to configure autorun for applications installed on your device.

ExeMaster usage
Just a few clicks and you'll forget all about hand-loading everyday applications after you turn on your Symbian smartphone. In addition, you can now determine exactly how the application should be run and to identify additional options for it's startup.

Simply add all necessary programs to the startup list and next time the
device is switched on all applications will be launched automatically.

Features:

* Specify application to autostart with operating system load;
* Defining the startup type for each application;
* Determination of startup parameters for each application;
* Simple, user-friendly interface


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Tenchu Java Game (Chi)

Tenchu help meet their revenge, hundreds of enemies will be waiting at each level, you can help?, Or simply succumb in the attempt?

For size 176x208, 208x208, 240x320, 320x240

Language: Chinese.













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SonSon 240x320

In this fun mobile version of the arcade classic that has to help the baby son of Sona and friends to reach the monk, who was waiting on a mysterious island. The road is not expected in the short and full of dangers. Defeat all enemies and collect all bonuses possible!

Language: Multilingual














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Run Run Run 2 v2.00(1) S60v3 Signed

Run Run Run 2 Make haste. Be expedient. Run your butts off! Help these two little guys are run for their lives - watch out for falling debris and separate them so they don't get hit! Press and hold "OK" or "5" to split the running dudes up and then let go to let them run together!


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Monotype Imaging FlipFont™ v3.1.1 S60v3 Signed {JazzUp With Funky Fonts}

The FlipFont™ application provides a fun, safe and easy means of personalizing your mobile phone.

 

Using FlipFont, you can quickly change the font used by your phone’s user interface to any one from our growing list of fun and expressive fonts – each of which has been optimized for display on mobile devices. From sophisticated to casual to cool, we offer a range of designs, allowing you to pick fonts that suit your personality and change fonts as quickly as your mood does.

Compatibility:

Nokia 5320 XpressMusic, Nokia 5530 XpressMusic, Nokia 5630,Nokia 5700 XpressMusic, Nokia 5730, Nokia 5800 XpressMusic, Nokia 6110 Navigator, Nokia 6120 Classic, Nokia 6121 Classic, Nokia 6210 Navigator, Nokia 6220 Classic, Nokia 6290, Nokia 6650, Nokia 6710, Nokia 6710 Navigator, Nokia 6720, Nokia 6720 Classic, Nokia 6730 Classic, 6760 Slide, 6790 Slide, 6790 Surge, Nokia E50, Nokia E51, Nokia E51, Nokia E52, Nokia E55, Nokia E61, Nokia E61i, Nokia E62, Nokia E63, Nokia E65, Nokia E65 NG, Nokia E66, Nokia E71, Nokia E72, Nokia E75, Nokia E90, Nokia N71, Nokia N73, Nokia N75, Nokia N76, Nokia N77, Nokia N78, Nokia N79, Nokia N80, Nokia N96-3, Nokia N97, Nokia N97 Mini, Nokia N81, Nokia N81 8GB, Nokia N82, Nokia N85, Nokia N86 8MP, Nokia N92, Nokia N95, Nokia N95-3, Nokia N95 8GB, Nokia N96, Nokia V804NK

A WORD OF CAUTION:

- THE PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS SOFTWARE WAS REPORTED TO CRASH MANY PHONES. SO BEFORE YOU TRY THIS PLEASE ENSURE TO TAKE A COMPLETE PHONE BACKUP VIA NOKIA PC SUITE.

- DO NOT EXTRACT THE RAR FILE OF THE APPLICATION OR FONTS WITH X-PLORE AS IT CORRUPTS THE FONTS CAUSING CONSTANT REBOOTS. ALWAYS EXTRACT EITHER USING WINRAR IN PC OR USING FREEUNRAR IN MOBILES

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MMMOOO EverLight v1.00 S60v3 Signed Retail by Poryia

The most advanced mobile phone torch ever! One click to make your phone into an electric torch, ever lasting lighting & keep activated all the time! Other useful functions for your unlimited use! And now you don't need to use a normal torch, which help us save battery. Features: 1. You can keep the light activated all the time! 2. Mirror function if you need to see yourself on the screen 3. Colorful lights to make you feel better (color therapy). Idea & Style from Philips's LivingColors.




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Insect killer

Insect killer app turns ur phone into an ultrasound device ,witch is sending high-pitch 18-22KHZ ultra-sound wave to keep mosquitoes and other nasty insect away .

















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Kaspersky Lab KMS9 v9.0.49 S60v3 S60v5 Signed Cracked-KroliX

Kaspersky Mobile Security 9.0 is aimed at providing comprehensive protection for mobile devices.

The product provides the following options:

* scanning of the file system for viruses and other types of malware on demand or according to a preset schedule;
* antiviral scanning of files on access;
* quarantining of infected files and the remedying of some of them;
* updating of databases on demand or according to a preset schedule via GPRS-Internet, Wi-Fi, EDGE or ActiveSync (for the Windows Mobile version);
* blocking of unwanted SMS’s and calls;
* blocking of the user’s data if the device is lost or stolen;
* deletion of the user’s data if the device is lost or stolen;
* protection of the device against TCP/IP protocol network attacks;
* creation of folders in which to store encrypted files;
* allows the location of the phone to be remotely identified (if the device is equipped with a GPS receiver);
* blocking of outgoing calls and SMS’s to specific numbers;
* allows the temporary concealment/restoration of personal information.

The easy-to-use intuitive interface helps the user to manage the product.

The product is installed in the main memory of the mobile device only.
Product components:

Kaspersky Mobile Security 9.0 includes the following components:

* Anti-Virus
* Anti-Spam
* Anti-Theft
* Firewall
* Encryption
* Parental control
* Privacy Protection

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IT Partner Flying Bubbles v1.0.3 S60v3 Signed-Full

BS Editor: FlyingBubbles is a puzzle game for Symbian smartphones that is simply addicting.
* Match similar bubbles together in order to burst them from the board.
* The more bubbles you burst at once, the more points you receive.








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